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publicschoolstories: ok so this kid borrowed clout goggles from...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:04:50 -0400

ok so this kid borrowed clout goggles from his friend(3rd picture) to give the most eerily zombielike presentation ive ever heard in my life. the 4th pic is the quiz he was required to give afterwards. find whats wrong with this picture

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dzamie: georgsyard: Here you can see how Smaug failed: he didn’t...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:58:56 -0400

dzamie:

georgsyard:

Here you can see how Smaug failed: he didn’t protect the real dragon. If a dragon puts a dragon into its vault, you know that computer must be metal.

I wanna be inside a dragon…

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blameaspartame: “hey lady ur computer isn’t even on”

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blameaspartame:

“hey lady ur computer isn’t even on”

Wanna see me talkin shit a while? Here is my personal tumblr.

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Wanna see me talkin shit a while? Here is my personal tumblr.

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zaunites-finest: passiveanimatronic: ultimate-reserve-hope: be...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:48:49 -0400

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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

D E AD

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D

This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.

Phoenix wright: justice for tumblr

publicschoolstories: The project was supposed to be about what...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:47:45 -0400

publicschoolstories:

The project was supposed to be about what your table group had in common. The only thing my group had in common was liking memes. So I drew this. Our teacher didn’t care at all.

the-gaming-page: Seguir leyendo

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:45:59 -0400

the-gaming-page:

Seguir leyendo

publicschoolstories: UK state school, not public school. But...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 06:34:28 -0400

publicschoolstories:

UK state school, not public school. But someone stuck a pencil in the ceiling!? Nobody knows who, or how. It’s been there for two weeks.

Also, there’s a guy who climbs up the outside of the stairs, using the railings as a ladder.

“I my microwave: it doesn’t heat, but the plate...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 06:31:58 -0400

“I my microwave: it doesn’t heat, but the plate inside turns and looks good”

“So, the chicken won’t roast, but instead it’s going to have fun?”

I think the TV it’s demanding a sacrifice

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 06:29:04 -0400

I think the TV it’s demanding a sacrifice

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